Just Hard Reset It

Contestant: "I'll take 'Programming Meth ODs' for $200, Alex." Alex: "That's 'Programming Methods.'" Look, we've all been coding at 3 AM, eyes bloodshot, downing our 8th energy drink while debugging that one function that should work but doesn't. The line between methodical programming and substance-fueled coding frenzy gets dangerously thin. The only difference between a proper programming method and a programming meth OD is about 48 hours without sleep and the conviction that your horrible spaghetti code is actually a stroke of genius. If your IDE starts talking back to you, it might be time for a nap.

Ah yes, the four things that make grown developers cry. Toothpaste that can't go back in the tube, torn paper that can't be un-torn, scrambled eggs that can't be un-scrambled, and the dreaded git reset --hard HEAD~1 that just erased your entire afternoon's work because you forgot to commit. That last one hits different at 4:59 PM on a Friday. Nothing says "I'm in danger" quite like accidentally nuking your uncommitted changes. Pro tip: stash before you trash.

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ChatGPT's confidence is inversely proportional to the likelihood of its code actually working. Nothing screams "hidden runtime exception" quite like "thoroughly refined, rigorously tested, and fully stable." The skeptical face says it all—that code is about to crash your production server faster than you can say "but it worked on my machine." The only thing more reliable than AI-generated bugs is the human suspicion they inspire.

Content developers I just wanna ship my product I know my nodejs backend isn't good enough, but. infrastructure engineers you guys are idiots I hate all of you whoops, junior dev just deployed to production without testing. guess who's not getting help fixing their outage project manager, I will not join your hour long standup. Fill out a ticket like everyone else and GTFO