Just Hard Reset It

Content Coding Chair anda seal Debugging Chair

The classic corporate security theater in action! One dev tells another to "destroy all sensitive documents" and gets a reassuring "gotcha" in response. But what does our blue-tie hero actually destroy? The unit test report! Because who needs evidence of failing tests when you can just shred the evidence? It's the digital equivalent of sweeping bugs under the rug—except the rug is a paper shredder and the bugs are now "undocumented features." Security compliance: technically achieved.

Nothing quite like scrolling through memes about missing semicolons and merge conflicts while sipping coffee from your "World's Okayest Programmer" mug. The sweet dopamine hit of seeing your daily trauma packaged as entertainment. "Yes, I too have contemplated throwing my laptop out the window after a 6-hour debugging session that ended with a typo." *nervous sip* At least the existential dread feels communal when packaged as a jpeg.

Content NO BRANCH CONFLICTS, NO LINT ERRORS, ALL TEST PASS PULLREQUEST

Content When you stare at your code for 2 hours and you finally get a different error

Content Caitlin caithuls RELATIVE: You know about computers, right? ME (has a degree in computer science): No