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Always Take Backups Of Your Database
Databases Programming Debugging Testing Backend
1 month ago 163.9K views 1 shares
Always Take Backups Of Your Database
That moment when your "quick fix" SQL query has been running for 10 seconds and you suddenly realize you forgot the WHERE clause. The hamster perfectly captures that split second of pure panic when you connect the dots - your simple update is now wreaking havoc on every single row in production. Time slows down as you frantically reach for Ctrl+C while simultaneously having an out-of-body experience where you see your entire career flash before your eyes. The backup you didn't make last week suddenly feels like a really critical life choice.

Just Hard Reset It
Debugging Devops Hardware Programming Testing
2 months ago 132.8K views 0 shares
Just Hard Reset It
Ask Bing how to fix a production bug and you get... a hammer labeled "HARD RESET." Because nothing says "sophisticated debugging" like physical violence against hardware! It's the digital equivalent of kicking the vending machine when your snack gets stuck. Sure, turning it off and on again works 60% of the time, every time—but that other 40%? Hope you've updated your resume. The true senior developer move is pretending the server crash was actually "scheduled maintenance."

Ignore All The Warnings
Programming Debugging Testing Frontend Backend
7 months ago 161.5K views 0 shares
Ignore All The Warnings
This meme perfectly captures the twisted psychology of every developer alive. Warning about a tornado? *Clicks OK without reading* Totally fine. But the moment we see the word "error" in red? Complete meltdown mode activated! We'll casually ignore 57 compiler warnings that could literally destroy our entire application, but one tiny error message and suddenly we're questioning our career choices. The duality of programmer: completely unphased by actual life-threatening alerts, utterly devastated by a syntax error. Priorities, am I right?