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Regular humans: *uses == to check equality* Programmers: *scoffs at ==, uses !== instead because type coercion is for the weak* Enlightened programmers: *monocle gleams* "I exclusively use the != operator with a logical NOT before my expression to assert truthiness while simultaneously inverting the result, thus proving my intellectual superiority." The evolution of operator snobbery is the true mark of a developer's journey. Next level: writing custom equality functions that take 27 parameters.

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