Schedule I Drug: Cloud Computing Edition

Cursor Cloud computing Budget Cloud costs Ec2 Financial ruin Resources

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Schedule I Drug: Cloud Computing Edition

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Nothing destroys your financial stability quite like AWS charging you by the millisecond for that cursor blinking on your EC2 instance. One minute you're debugging, the next you're selling your kidney on the black market because you forgot to terminate that "unlimited" resource. The cloud doesn't rain money—it vacuums it directly from your bank account. Next time just stick to Notepad++ like a reasonable poverty-avoiding human.

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