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The function loops through ALL USERS to find one with matching credentials instead of using a proper query. The comment is the chef's kiss: "This only works because there are not many users." It's like saying "my car doesn't need brakes because I don't drive fast." Bonus security nightmare: they're storing password hashes but comparing them directly instead of hashing the input password first. This authentication is basically a time bomb wrapped in spaghetti code!

Oh. My. GOD! The expectations vs. reality of code audits is sending me to the GRAVE! 💀 Top panel: The pristine, politically-charged algorithm that Elon thinks he'll discover in Twitter's codebase - a smoking gun that automatically deletes Trump tweets and bans authors! Bottom panel: The absolute HORROR SHOW he'll actually find - a cursed "isEven" function with a switch statement that returns undefined for 0, false for 1, true for 2, and false for 3. With a desperate plea comment "Please don't look at this" from some poor dev who KNEW they committed crimes against humanity! The reality of tech acquisitions: you pay $44 billion only to discover the backend is held together with duct tape, prayers, and questionable logic that would make computer science professors weep uncontrollably!

HONEY, HOLD MY COFFEE! The absolute AUDACITY of returning a 200 OK status while simultaneously screaming "an error occurred" in the response body! 💀 It's like telling someone "Your application is PERFECT!" while secretly setting their server on fire. At least the 500 error has the decency to admit it's having a breakdown, and the 400 acknowledges you messed up. But this? This is pure CHAOS wrapped in a SUCCESS wrapper! Whoever designed this API deserves a special place in developer hell where all their Git commits mysteriously disappear and their IDE randomly changes to Comic Sans.

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Content Software Development Process 0. Something is wrong 1. Investigation stage 2. I can't fix this 3. Questions career choice 4. Questions life choices 5. Oh! A typo. Cool codegino