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The eternal paradox of "high quality" code that nobody else can decipher. When your documentation is non-existent, your variable names are single letters, and your functions are 500 lines long—but hey, at least you understand the labyrinth you've created. The ultimate job security strategy: write code so convoluted that firing you would be corporate suicide. Maintainability? That's just a fancy word for "letting other people mess with my masterpiece."
The Highest Form Of Job Security
open-source-memes, code-quality-memes, documentation-memes, maintainability-memes, job-security-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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