Im A Serial Offender Too

Coding struggles Technical debt Developer life Software development Git blame Error hunting Code bugs Self-sabotage

Debugging Programming Testing

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Im A Serial Offender Too

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The perfect definition of a programmer's daily struggle! The mug defines debugging as "Being The Detective In A Crime Movie Where You Are Also The Murderer." Absolutely spot-on. We spend hours hunting down bugs we created ourselves, frantically searching through our own code like some deranged CSI episode. "Why would someone write this abomination?!" *checks git blame* "Oh... it was me... last Tuesday." The duality of being both the creator and destroyer of functional code is the perfect crime - no witnesses, just you and your shame in a silent standoff with the compiler.

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