Frontend vs Backend: The Sock Edition

Content What Java devs think CC devs do X vim include iostream int main () int p0 45; int p1 p0; int p2 p1; int p3 2; int 4 3; int p5 p4; int 6 5; int 7 6; int 8 7; int 9 8; int int int p9; pb pa; pc b; int pd pc; int pe pd; in pf pe; std::cout pf std: : endl; return 0;

Content What are you doing? I am programming inside python unrise Apps Do you mean in python? No

Content ?php header ("Content-type: texthtml; charsetutf-8"); This is a warning to any poor soul who may have to deal with this code. I took over this criminal piece of chaos from a monkey named Joel who I assume had been given a typewriter by Mephistopheles himself. For reasons I have yet been unable to fathom, he decided to patch together this thing using a BaseX setup hardwired into an unfixably broken Manjaro VM, queried by a handwritten plate of uncommented PH spaghetti fit to feed an army of people with a serious death wish, without any framework or CMS. The very long BaseX script, very long PH presenter and very long XSLT stylesheet mostly perform the same heuristic document structuring for different components and are supposed to produce compatible results, but I bet they have mismatches somewhere. Since Prof. T just wanted a few small functional enhancements, I decided to just patch it and keep the general setup. Unless you were hired to correct some spelling mistakes, DO NOT FOLLOW IN MY STEPS. Putting up with this simulation of how a goldfish would design a system has literally given me CLINICAL DEPRESSION. This is not an exaggeration, I am writing this after a prolonged medical therapy - mostly successful, thanks for asking, but not fun. I wouldn't wish this code on anybody who isn't a manager at Oracle or Facebook, and therefore give you this sincere advice: Nuke this. Take the XSLT if you must, and then nuke the app and recreate it in Django or whatever works for you. I would do it myself, but I risked a relapse simply by opening this file again to write this comment. Dear brother or sister, I wish you all the luck and strength in the world and hope it will be enough. Farewell. error reporting (E ALL); ini set ("display errors", true); print '?xmi version"1.o" encoding"UTFg" 7'

Content C and Python programmers arguing about what language should be learned first Me trying to learn C with no programming knowledge

Content ok ima Learn C on windows damn Can't find a compiler that works

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of modern development teams! 😭 You dream of assembling the Avengers of coding—seasoned architects with battle scars and wisdom—but INSTEAD you get handed the developmental equivalent of a middle school talent show! Junior frontend dev who thinks CSS is witchcraft, Junior QA who marks "works on my machine" as sufficient testing, and Junior backend dev whose solution to every problem is "let's add another if statement." The sheer AUDACITY of management to expect production-ready code from this beautiful disaster! It's like trying to build the Empire State Building with three kids who just discovered Lego yesterday! And yet, we soldier on, drowning in Stack Overflow searches and prayer. 🙏