The Global Team Experience™

Work-life balance Meetings Remote work Corporate Multinational Timezone-hell Distributed-teams Midnight-calls Global-team

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The Global Team Experience™

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The glossy corporate brochure vs. the employee handbook they don't print. That "global team" really means "you'll be on Zoom at 3 AM explaining to people 12 timezones away why your code broke production while the VP who insisted on the deadline sleeps peacefully." The smile in the first panel is the same one you'll practice in the bathroom mirror before each all-hands meeting where they announce another "exciting global collaboration opportunity."

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