I Will Debug Your Code

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I Will Debug Your Code

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Trust me, that cat isn't offering debugging help - it's plotting to introduce new bugs. Those wide eyes aren't curiosity, they're calculating exactly how many semicolons to delete from your codebase while you're getting coffee. The sign might say "don't let the cat out," but what it should really say is "don't let the cat near your Git repository." That innocent "I will debug your code" note is the feline equivalent of a phishing scam. Next thing you know, you'll have 47 merge conflicts and your production server will be mining cryptocurrency for Fancy Feast.

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