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Content WELL, HEY PROGRAMMER-YOU USED ME FIXED THOSE MYSTERIOUS CARELESSLY, SO MANY CONCURRENCY BUGS YET? MONTHS AGO. THEN, GLOBAL VARIABLE! YOU FORGOT ABOUT ME. I... I NEVER THOUGHT BUT I DIDN'T I'D SEE YOU HERE. FORGET ANYTHING. I NEVER Do. 3 EVERYONE TOLD HEY, IT'S NOT ME TO STAY My FAULT YOU AWAY FROM YOU. THOUGHT ID BUT IT SEEMED BE CONSTANT. SO EASY - IT FELT SO RIGHT! WELL, I'M REFACTORING NEXT TIME YOU NEED EVERYTHING NOW. YOU'RE A QUICK AND DIRTY OUT OF MY LIFE FOREVER! FIX, IILBE HERE YOU KNOW BETTER THAN THAT, KID. WHAT'S WITH HIM? HE'S BEEN DEBUGGING FOR NINE STRAIGHT HOURS. CURSE YOU, GLOBAL VARIABLE! I'LL BE EVERYWHERE, forrestorazea

Ah, the family tree of dependency hell! Just like how you can't exist without Mom and Dad, and they somehow need you to function (especially when they need tech support), your code shouldn't form these ridiculous loops either. This is basically every developer justifying their spaghetti architecture with "but it works in real life!" Sure, and my code works on my machine too. Doesn't mean it's not a disaster waiting to happen when someone else tries to untangle your family issues—I mean, dependencies.

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