How Many Different Ways To Say, 'Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again?'

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How Many Different Ways To Say, 'Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again?'

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DARLING, the ETERNAL DRAMA of IT support! 💅 From the humble help desk guy on the left just BEGGING you to restart your computer to Star Trek's Geordi La Forge on the right using FANCY TECHNOBABBLE to suggest THE EXACT SAME THING! The audacity! The sheer DECEPTION! It's like ordering a $50 cocktail that's just vodka with a fancy umbrella! No matter how advanced technology gets, the solution is STILL just "unplug it and plug it back in" but make it ✨fashion✨. I'm DYING at how this has been IT's secret weapon since the dawn of computing!

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