Full Rewrite Justification

The classic "have you tried turning it off and on again" tech support trick dates back to the Jurassic period of computing! When a developer loses their cursor in 1983, they immediately resort to the oldest trick in the book—faking a hardware problem and suggesting a reboot. The best part? It actually works, and the comic perfectly captures that smug satisfaction when your BS technical explanation saves the day. Some programmer traditions never die, they just get faster processors.

OMG, the ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY of modern development! 😭 Left side: that magical moment when ChatGPT hands you the PERFECT solution on a silver platter (or orange, in this case). Right side: the rest of us programmers, DESPERATELY grabbing at that same solution like we've discovered the last chocolate bar on earth! The sheer DRAMA of it all! We're all just monkeys fighting over the same StackOverflow answers that ChatGPT regurgitates with confidence, while we're over here having existential crises about whether we even remember how to write a for-loop without AI assistance! The circle of developer life is now complete - from stealing code to having code stolen from us by our AI overlords!

The universal developer solution to compiler warnings: just put a decorative plant in front of the screen! Who needs to fix those 43 warnings when strategic foliage placement solves the problem instantly? This is basically the software equivalent of putting tape over your check engine light. Sure, your code might explode in production, but at least your desk looks nicer!

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Content Sarah Barr Sarah Barr Explaining the peer review process to my brother, a carpenter academia phdlife AcademicTwitter Imagine spending 2 years making a table and then showing someone and they tell you every tiny detail wrong with it 2:40 PM A So you fix everything they say and then show some more people and they tell you everything STILL wrong with it 2.40 PM One of them asks why you made it with 4 legs when it would have been much more stable with 8 legs 2:40 PM Another says this table is too heavy, it should have shorter legs 240 PM The third one says the table is fine but did you consider making a chair instead? 2.40 PM 7:31 AM 2022-09-08 Twitter Web App

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