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It Do Be Like That Sometimes

6 days ago 180.6K views 0 shares

You know that brief moment of peace when your massive PR gets approved without conflicts? That's the calm before the storm. Because the real code review happens in Slack DMs where your coworkers suddenly remember they have "thoughts" about your architectural decisions. The merge button is just the midpoint of your emotional rollercoaster. First panel: pure anxiety wondering if anyone will actually approve your 47-file monstrosity. Second panel: euphoric relief when it merges cleanly. Third panel: existential dread when the notifications start rolling in and everyone's suddenly a software architect with opinions about your variable naming. Pro tip: Turn off Slack notifications before merging. What you don't know can't hurt you... until the daily standup.

Eight Giga Ram Is Minimum

Hardware Webdev Javascript Programming Frontend

7 days ago 262.9K views 0 shares

So apparently launching a text editor in 2014 triggered a decade-long domino effect that's now DEVOURING all our RAM like some kind of Chrome-powered black hole. Thanks, Electron! Who knew that wrapping every single app in an entire Chromium browser would have consequences? Remember when 8GB was considered "enthusiast tier"? Now it's barely enough to run Slack, VS Code, and maybe—MAYBE—a browser with three tabs open before your computer starts making sounds like a jet engine preparing for takeoff. The prophecy has been fulfilled: every app is now secretly a web browser in a trench coat, and your RAM is paying the price. The real tragedy? We can't even be mad because these Electron apps are genuinely useful. We're just... stuck watching our memory usage climb while muttering "it was better in the terminal days" like grumpy old devs.

No Jira No Slack

Agile Devops Programming

1 month ago 235.3K views 0 shares

Turns out 4,500 years of engineering brilliance didn't require a single Jira ticket or Slack channel. The ancient Egyptians just... did the work? No daily standups about "blockers" or 47-message threads debating the optimal stone-dragging methodology. No PM asking "can we squeeze one more obelisk into this sprint?" Just thousands of people moving massive rocks with nothing but determination, physics, and probably a terrifying project manager with actual whips instead of digital notifications. Makes you wonder if we've actually evolved or just created digital bureaucracy to avoid the real work.

Finally Peace: The Digital Stealth Mode

Debugging Agile Programming

1 month ago 171.8K views 0 shares

The modern developer's tactical retreat. When Slack notifications keep pinging while you're trying to hunt down that elusive race condition, sometimes you gotta go full spec ops and "accidentally" disconnect. Nothing says "I need four uninterrupted hours with this code" like the sweet silence of appearing offline. The digital equivalent of hiding in the server room with the lights off. Mission critical: fix bug. First objective: escape the meeting invites.

The Cursor-Based Debugging Method

Debugging Devops Agile Git Programming

2 months ago 301.2K views 0 shares

The greatest lie in modern development: "I think cursor fixed it, can I merge?" Followed by 875 replies of pure chaos as the entire team discovers that moving your cursor around does not, in fact, fix broken code. But hey, at least you've got 4 profile pics to choose from when you're inevitably assigned to fix the production fire that's about to start.

Had A Couple Quick Nits

Programming Agile Git Debugging

2 months ago 223.0K views 0 shares

The eternal saga of code reviews in one Slack message. Dude casually drops "i think cursor fixed it, can i merge?" and gets absolutely 875 replies of people tearing his code apart. That's not a code review—that's a digital intervention! Guarantee those replies are filled with "Actually..." and "Well, technically..." comments dissecting his cursor fix like it's a murder scene. Pro tip: never ask if you can merge unless you're prepared for your colleagues to discover every sin you've committed since learning to code.

Hi, I'm From QA

Testing Devops Agile Programming Debugging

3 months ago 400.6K views 0 shares

That moment when QA messages you directly instead of filing a ticket. Suddenly your stress level hits 99% because you know they found something catastrophic in production that you pushed on Friday at 4:59 PM. Your weekend plans are now just a distant memory as you prepare to debug whatever hellscape you've unleashed upon the world.

Your Average Meeting

AI Devops Agile Programming

4 months ago 294.3K views 0 shares

AI has finally solved the greatest mystery in corporate history: what actually happens in meetings. Turns out it's just "disjointed, rambling conversation" with "no clear purpose or agenda." Revolutionary discovery! Next up: AI discovers water is wet. The best part? We spent an hour discussing "unclear technical concepts" only to have a robot tell us we accomplished absolutely nothing. At least now we have timestamps to prove exactly how long we wasted our lives. Remember when we used to pretend meetings were productive? Now Slack AI is calling us out with receipts. Progress!

Ping Aman In Slack

C++ Devops Programming Debugging

5 months ago 214.4K views 0 shares

THE ULTIMATE DEVELOPER INCEPTION! 🤯 This poor soul is asking Twitter to find someone to ping Aman in Slack... while their IDE is LITERALLY telling them to ping Aman in Slack! It's like asking someone for directions while standing directly under a giant neon sign with an arrow pointing to your destination. The cosmic irony of technology professionals who can debug complex systems but somehow miss the BLAZING OBVIOUS error message right in front of their face. We've all been there—staring at our screens for hours only to realize the solution was screaming at us the entire time. The digital equivalent of looking for your glasses while wearing them!

The King Of Digital Jungle

Microsoft Devops Programming

6 months ago 285.5K views 0 shares

Be like the lion – majestic, fearless, and completely oblivious to the 47 unread Teams messages from your project manager asking why the build is broken. While mere mortals frantically check notifications between sips of cold coffee, true apex predators of the coding jungle know that nothing good ever came from a Teams ping at 4:30 PM on a Friday. The real power move isn't hunting gazelles – it's setting your status to "Focusing" and pretending your internet connection is mysteriously unstable whenever a surprise meeting appears.

The Perfect Developer Alibi

AI Agile Programming

7 months ago 238.7K views 0 shares

The perfect excuse has finally arrived in the AI era. Just tell your manager "my code's generating" while Claude or GPT does the heavy lifting, and suddenly you're not scrolling Reddit—you're "waiting for computational processes to complete." Works every time. The best part? When the code finally arrives, you can just claim you wrote it and collect those sweet, sweet productivity points. Modern problems require modern solutions.

Slack This To Your Favorite Coworker

Debugging Webdev Programming Testing

7 months ago 188.6K views 1 shares

Oh. My. GOODNESS! The AUDACITY of this meme! 😱 It's showing how a simple bug in Japanese is just one character, but "your code" in Japanese is a CATASTROPHIC EXPLOSION of complexity! It's basically saying your coworker's code is such a horrific disaster that even the Japanese writing system needs extra characters to fully capture its chaotic essence! Send this to that teammate who swears they "tested everything" before pushing to production and then somehow broke the entire database. I'm DYING! 💀

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