slack Memes

Exception Handling: Human Resources Edition

11 hours ago 72.9K views 0 shares

The ultimate remote work chess match in emoji form! Employee messages HR with just a rain cloud emoji (translation: "I can't come to work, it's pouring outside"). HR immediately counters with the umbrella emoji (translation: "Nice try, but umbrellas exist"). This is basically exception handling in human form. Employee throws a WeatherException, HR catches it and returns a SolutionImplementedException. Checkmate in one move.

Bloody Slack Channels

Agile Devops Programming

1 day ago 63.2K views 0 shares

Ah, the eternal corporate solution to every problem: create another communication channel ! While two team members suggest actually doing work (system design and product design), the third genius proposes adding yet another Slack channel to the 47 existing ones nobody reads. The boss's reaction is all of us witnessing our project's inevitable death by a thousand notifications. Nothing says "efficient workflow" like spending 3 hours scrolling through #random, #general, #team-updates, #project-alpha-beta-gamma, and now #yet-another-useless-channel to find that one important message someone definitely didn't email you instead.

When I Thought I Was Out, They Pull Me Back In

Programming Devops Agile Debugging

13 days ago 68.3K views 0 shares

When I Thought I Was Out, They Pull Me Back In

That beautiful moment when you've closed all your IDE tabs, pushed your commits, and are mentally halfway to happy hour... then your Slack explodes with "Critical update: ALL HANDS ON." The universe has a special talent for waiting until you've mentally checked out before dropping production fires in your lap. It's like the code knows you're smiling and decides "not today, friend." Freedom was so close you could taste it. Now you're being dragged back into the trenches for an emergency that will inevitably be traced back to someone's "minor change" that "shouldn't affect anything."

I Mean It Gets The Job Done Right

Programming Devops Agile

15 days ago 76.3K views 0 shares

Left side: The Olympic-level precision shooter with fancy tools representing project management apps like Notion, Airtable, Trello, and Slack. Right side: The middle-aged dude pointing a pistol like he's never held one before—that's you with your TODO.txt file sitting right on your desktop. Let's be honest—we've all downloaded those productivity apps, spent 6 hours setting them up, created 47 categories, color-coded everything... only to abandon them three days later for the trusty text file that just works. No syncing issues, no notifications, no subscription fees—just pure, unfiltered digital hoarding in plain text. Sophistication is overrated when chaos in a .txt file has never let you down.

Finally Some Recognition For Hard Work

Devops Git Programming Debugging Testing

26 days ago 143.0K views 0 shares

That fleeting moment of glory when your code doesn't immediately set the servers on fire. You're strutting around like a superhero while your Slack blows up with messages. Just wait until they find that one edge case you didn't test for. Enjoy the dopamine while it lasts, friend.

Schrödinger's Employment Status

Devops Webdev Programming Cloud

29 days ago 85.3K views 0 shares

That existential moment when your entire work identity is so intertwined with a messaging app that its downtime and your employment status become indistinguishable. Remote workers' nightmare fuel right there—can't tell if you're unemployed or just experiencing the classic "have you tried turning it off and on again" corporate solution. The modern day "if a tree falls in the forest" philosophical question!

Born Just In Time For Digital Paperwork

Programming Webdev Devops Agile Debugging

1 month ago 96.4K views 0 shares

Congratulations, you were born at the perfect time to experience the thrilling adventure of... tracking bugs in Jira, sending desperate emails in Gmail, taking notes in Notion, coding in VS Code, chatting in Slack, and designing in Figma. Meanwhile, our ancestors got to ride horses into battle and our descendants will get cool mech suits. But hey, at least we have dark mode.

When You Still Have Slack

Security Networking Devops Programming

1 month ago 112.0K views 1 shares

That awkward moment when IT forgets to revoke your Slack access after firing you, and now you're lurking in the shadows like Goku plotting his revenge. Time to watch your ex-coworkers panic when you drop the "I can see all your messages about the production server being down" bomb. Nothing says professional closure like witnessing your replacement struggle with the codebase you deliberately left undocumented. Digital ghost mode: ACTIVATED .

No More Daily Standups

Agile AI Devops Programming Cloud

1 month ago 75.1K views 0 shares

The classic corporate bait-and-switch! Manager gleefully announces "no more daily standups" like he's bestowing a gift from the heavens, only to reveal the true horror: writing detailed Slack messages every morning instead. The final panels show the developers' brilliant malicious compliance—using ChatGPT to auto-generate those meaningless status updates. This is peak modern workplace evolution: replacing a 15-minute meeting with an hour of typing, then automating away the busywork with AI. The circle of corporate life is complete. The manager thinks he's won, but the devs are playing 4D chess while he's still figuring out how to open Excel.

"Investor knows what's best for the product" - twatter

Frontend

2 months ago 21.1K views 0 shares

"Investor knows what's best for the product" - twatter | engineer-memes, iphone-memes, slack-memes, oop-memes, sass-memes, ide-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes, private-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Tweet Gergely Orosz GergelyOrosz 20h Scoop: another 10 Twitter employees who made sassy or critical remarks about Twitter's current leadership on a Twitter internal Slack channel have been terminated overnight. Several were respected sw engineers. One person was told they are let go "for recent behaviour". 615 t7 3.067 17.4K 17 kamal kumar Retweeted Saagar saagar thinks Replying to GergelyOrosz What am I missing here? You're employed paid to provide professional services to your company, not for indulging in activism. Twitter is a private company and the investor knows what's best for the product and the company, what's your beef with Elon? Terrible takes for engagement 8:36 PM Nov 15, 2022 Twitter for iPhone 9 Retweets 15 Quote Tweets 289 Likes

Git Hub Is Down

Linux Backend

3 months ago 16.8K views 0 shares

gitHubIsDown | programmer-memes, program-memes, slack-memes, git-memes, github-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content THE 1 PROGRAMMER EXCUSE FOR LEGITIMATELY SLACKING OFF: " GitHub is down. 11 HEY! GET BACK TO WORK: Down! (OH. CARRY ON.

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