slack Memes

Finally Some Recognition For Hard Work
Devops Git Programming Debugging Testing
6 days ago 117.1K views 0 shares
Finally Some Recognition For Hard Work
That fleeting moment of glory when your code doesn't immediately set the servers on fire. You're strutting around like a superhero while your Slack blows up with messages. Just wait until they find that one edge case you didn't test for. Enjoy the dopamine while it lasts, friend.

Schrödinger's Employment Status
Devops Webdev Programming Cloud
8 days ago 67.7K views 0 shares
Schrödinger's Employment Status
That existential moment when your entire work identity is so intertwined with a messaging app that its downtime and your employment status become indistinguishable. Remote workers' nightmare fuel right there—can't tell if you're unemployed or just experiencing the classic "have you tried turning it off and on again" corporate solution. The modern day "if a tree falls in the forest" philosophical question!

Born Just In Time For Digital Paperwork
Programming Webdev Devops Agile Debugging
12 days ago 73.5K views 0 shares
Born Just In Time For Digital Paperwork
Congratulations, you were born at the perfect time to experience the thrilling adventure of... tracking bugs in Jira, sending desperate emails in Gmail, taking notes in Notion, coding in VS Code, chatting in Slack, and designing in Figma. Meanwhile, our ancestors got to ride horses into battle and our descendants will get cool mech suits. But hey, at least we have dark mode.

When You Still Have Slack
Security Networking Devops Programming
17 days ago 93.1K views 1 shares
When You Still Have Slack
That awkward moment when IT forgets to revoke your Slack access after firing you, and now you're lurking in the shadows like Goku plotting his revenge. Time to watch your ex-coworkers panic when you drop the "I can see all your messages about the production server being down" bomb. Nothing says professional closure like witnessing your replacement struggle with the codebase you deliberately left undocumented. Digital ghost mode: ACTIVATED .

No More Daily Standups
Agile AI Devops Programming Cloud
19 days ago 59.1K views 0 shares
No More Daily Standups
The classic corporate bait-and-switch! Manager gleefully announces "no more daily standups" like he's bestowing a gift from the heavens, only to reveal the true horror: writing detailed Slack messages every morning instead. The final panels show the developers' brilliant malicious compliance—using ChatGPT to auto-generate those meaningless status updates. This is peak modern workplace evolution: replacing a 15-minute meeting with an hour of typing, then automating away the busywork with AI. The circle of corporate life is complete. The manager thinks he's won, but the devs are playing 4D chess while he's still figuring out how to open Excel.

"Investor knows what's best for the product" - twatter
Frontend
1 month ago 9.9K views 0 shares
"Investor knows what's best for the product" - twatter | engineer-memes, iphone-memes, slack-memes, oop-memes, sass-memes, ide-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes, private-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Tweet Gergely Orosz GergelyOrosz 20h Scoop: another 10 Twitter employees who made sassy or critical remarks about Twitter's current leadership on a Twitter internal Slack channel have been terminated overnight. Several were respected sw engineers. One person was told they are let go "for recent behaviour". 615 t7 3.067 17.4K 17 kamal kumar Retweeted Saagar saagar thinks Replying to GergelyOrosz What am I missing here? You're employed paid to provide professional services to your company, not for indulging in activism. Twitter is a private company and the investor knows what's best for the product and the company, what's your beef with Elon? Terrible takes for engagement 8:36 PM Nov 15, 2022 Twitter for iPhone 9 Retweets 15 Quote Tweets 289 Likes

Git Hub Is Down
Linux Backend
2 months ago 8.2K views 0 shares
gitHubIsDown | programmer-memes, program-memes, slack-memes, git-memes, github-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content THE 1 PROGRAMMER EXCUSE FOR LEGITIMATELY SLACKING OFF: " GitHub is down. 11 HEY! GET BACK TO WORK: Down! (OH. CARRY ON.

Compiling Code
Linux Backend
2 months ago 8.9K views 0 shares
compilingCode | programmer-memes, code-memes, program-memes, slack-memes, git-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content The 1 programmer excuse for legitimately slacking off: "MY CODE'S COMPILING." HEY! GET BACK TO WORK! COMPILING! OH. CARRY ON.

Its Happening
Linux Backend
3 months ago 7.8K views 0 shares
itsHappening | programmer-memes, program-memes, slack-memes, git-memes, github-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content THE 1 PROGRAMMER EXCUSE FOR LEGITIMATELY SLACKING OFF: "GITHUB OUTAGE" HEY! GET BACK TO WORK: GITHUB! OH. CARRY ON

Slack
Debugging
3 months ago 6.4K views 0 shares
slack | slack-memes, fix-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Friday 5PM: "hey can you review this real quick, fixed a couple things" 13,216 -47 made with mematic

Approaching issues
Programming
3 months ago 9.3K views 0 shares
Approaching issues | slack-memes, email-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Slack me the details, let me check. Email me. Please get in touch with our scrum master who can put it in backlog, assign capacity and sprint.

Elon slacks off slack
Programming
5 months ago 8.8K views 0 shares
Elon slacks off slack | slack-memes, twitter-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content NEWS SPORT ENTERTAINMENT SOAPS SHOPPING MORE LONDON UK US WORLD WEIRD TECH Q Twitter employees lose Slack access as Musk slacks off on paying the bills C Comment Anugraha Sundaravelu Friday 24 Feb 2023 3:16 pm Share