The Sacred Four Spaces Of Indentation

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Content rlearnpython Posted by uanimo-sns 7h Please share something you made as a beginner. Would love to see what you made as a beginner. Thanks 4 51 J 39 Share BEST COMMENTS CertainBanana2 4h There's a NSFW website I used to br... youaintnogood 1h I created a program that increased CPU usage to 100 and set it on a schedule on a coworkers machine to run every Monday morning. Reply 4 28 carefully, he's a hero

Content My team's intern just found a critical bug by shitposting in our codebase So our summer intern (who I'm 90 sure is a professional shitposter moonlighting as a dev) just saved our entire authentication service by being, well, an absolute agent of chaos. Background: We have this legacy auth system that's been running since before TikTok existed. No one touches it. It's documented in ancient Sanskrit and COBOL comments. The last guy who understood it fully left to become a yoga instructor in Peru. Enter our intern. First week, he asks why our commit messages are so boring. Starts adding memes to his. Whatever, right? Then he begins leaving comments in the codebase like: This function is older than me and probably pays taxes TODO: Ask if this while loop has health insurance Here lies Sarah's hopes and dreams (2019-2022), killed by this recursive call The senior devs were split between horrified and amused. But here's where it gets good. He's reading through the auth code (because "the commit messages here are too normal, sus") and adds this gem: yo why this token validation looking kinda thicc though fr fr no cap this base64 decode bussin wait... hold up... this ain't bussin at all Turns out his Gen Z spider-sense wasn't just tingling for the memes. Man actually found a validation bypass that's been lurking in our code since Obama's first term. The kind of bug that makes security auditors wake up in cold sweats. The best part? His Jira ticket title: "Auth be acting mad sus rn no cap frfr (Critical Security Issue)" The worst part? We now have to explain to the CEO why "no cap frfr" appears in our Q3 security audit report. The absolute kicker? Our senior security engineer's official code review comment: "bestie... you snapped with this find ng" I can't tell if this is the peak or rock bottom of our engineering culture. But I do know our intern's getting a return offer, if only because I need to see what he'll do to our GraphQL documentation.

You spend hours crafting beautiful Python code, push it to GitHub all proud, and then... *crickets* 🦗 The only response? Three orangutans staring blankly asking "where exe" because they just want the executable! They don't care about your elegant list comprehensions or your perfectly commented functions. They just want to click something and watch it go brrr! ✨ This is why we can't have nice things in programming. Some people just want to run the app without appreciating the beautiful chaos that made it possible!

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When your boss asks for a "Python networking specialist" but completely misunderstands the assignment. Somewhere in the server room, a literal python is slithering through the cables, probably thinking "I didn't sign up for this IT position, but I'm making it work." The snake's resume probably said "expert at handling multiple connections simultaneously" and "experienced in constricting problematic nodes." Bet the job posting didn't mention "must be comfortable in tight spaces with ethernet cables."