The Sacred Four Spaces Of Indentation

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The five stages of Python grief: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and finally... Mr. Krabs having an existential crisis on the golf course. You start with "Look at these beautiful list comprehensions!" Then one day you're staring at a 17-nested-function codebase where everything is a dictionary of lists of tuples, wondering where your life went wrong. The real snake was the indentation errors we made along the way.

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