Errors In My Code

Why fix what's broken when you can just throw it away and build it again from scratch in Rust? Developers turning their noses up at the sensible option of refactoring existing code because the siren call of rewriting everything in a shiny new language is just too tempting. Sure, it'll take 6 months longer, introduce 47 new bugs, and the business stakeholders will be pulling their hair out, but hey—at least you'll get to tell everyone at meetups that you're "memory safe" now.

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That moment when your deadline is tomorrow and the proper solution would take 5 hours, but that sketchy Stack Overflow answer with zero comments could fix it in 5 minutes. The eternal battle between doing it right and just making it work. We all know which one wins when the project manager is breathing down your neck. Who needs documentation when you have caffeine and blind optimism? Future you can deal with the technical debt... right?

Behold the majestic triangle of nested conditionals—where each layer takes you one get_step() deeper into madness! This magnificent code sculpture starts with a simple function call and then descends through increasingly absurd levels of nesting, creating that beautiful triangular indentation pattern. It's like the developer thought: "Why write a loop when you can create a fractal of if statements?" The real genius is how each return statement has precisely the right number of get_step() calls to match its indentation level. Pure algorithmic poetry—or a cry for help from someone who discovered code folding and decided to test its limits. The "Wedge of Destiny" indeed—because your destiny is to maintain this masterpiece during the 3 AM production outage when you've run out of coffee.

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