Errors In My Code

Content all ATT Wi-Fi UP 11:35 AM 7 46 Today 8:05 AM All good brother Today 11:27 AM A fucking misplaced lowercase s took hours. Damn comp sci in a nutshell No matter how good you get at debugging shit like this always comes around to remind you that you know nothing about anything Delivered It's alright, in one class we had sophomore year we had to code in matlab My friend spent two hours trying to figure out why this girls code wouldn't run because it was the exact same as his Finally he figured out that she had used o's instead of 0's because they looked prettier iMessage

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The existential crisis of JavaScript in two panels. Top: sad face, "Nobody understands me." Bottom: sudden realization, "Maybe I'm JavaScript." JavaScript: the only language where [] == ![] is true, typeof NaN is "number", and adding arrays gives you strings. No wonder therapists refuse to take JS as a client – its issues are beyond professional help.

Content Joe Magerramov joemag The 8 year old is learning Python, and after a dealing with a syntax bug she asks: "If the computer knows I'm missing a semicolon here, why won't it add it itself?" I don't know. I really don't know.

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of developers creating fake test data that's so outrageously unrealistic! 🙄 You know you've reached peak developer desperation when you're creating fictional 150-year-old users just to avoid those pesky validation errors! Heaven forbid we use NORMAL birth dates like June 1, 1970! No no no, we need someone born during the CIVIL WAR because that's TOTALLY inconspicuous in our database! The silent agreement among developers to create these ancient test users is the industry's darkest secret. It's like we're all running underground retirement homes for digital vampires born in 1873. DRAMATIC GASP!

The meme brilliantly skewers "vibe coders" - those developers who code purely by intuition and vibes rather than solid engineering principles. The first three panels show elaborate stretching routines (cracking knuckles, neck rolls, leg stretches) as if preparing for an Olympic coding event. Then the punchline: their entire development methodology is just "Make no mistakes." Because obviously that's all you need for production code, right? Just... don't mess up! The filename "200k-mrr-startup-plz.md" is the cherry on top - implying this is someone's entire business plan for a startup hoping to hit $200K monthly recurring revenue. Who needs architecture documents when you can just... not make mistakes? 🤦‍♂️