Errors In My Code

Content The Developer VishalMalvi Asking a software developer to come and fix your hardware problem is like asking Leonardo DiCaprio to come and fix your tv.

Content Being the only one capable of fixing a bug in production that caused it

Content haley haleycoleee Yeah sex is cool but have you ever finally found a bug and deleted all your print statements at once

That face when the junior dev confidently explains an AI-generated pull request that's 90% hallucinated features and 10% actual code. The smug little smile says it all: "I totally understand what's happening here" while internally panicking about what await Promise.resolve(undefined).then(() => Math.random() > 0.5 ? 'success' : throw new Error('oops')) is supposed to accomplish. The code review is scheduled for 3pm and Stack Overflow is already open in 17 tabs.

Content Me explaining my code to the rubber duck during debugging:

Scientists: "We've created an AI that's consistently wrong." Tech CEOs: "Ship it." And that's how we ended up with chatbots that confidently explain why you should add milk before cereal, virtual assistants that send your grocery list to your ex, and AI that swears your code will work perfectly despite 47 syntax errors. The modern tech industry in a nutshell: if it's broken but profitable, it's a feature not a bug.