Doctor And Nurse Vs. Programmer And Tester

A traffic light hanging by a single wire, somehow still functioning despite being completely mangled. Just like that codebase you inherited with 17 nested if-statements, zero comments, and variable names like 'temp1' and 'x42' that miraculously passes all the tests. You don't fix it because you're afraid it might actually stop working. The digital equivalent of "if it's stupid but it works, it's not stupid" – except we all know it's still stupid.

Content Your next task is to write the program without any warning or error Me:

Ah yes, the ancient debugging technique known as "comment-driven development." Why waste precious brain cells understanding complex logic when you can just play code whack-a-mole? Nothing says "senior developer" like systematically commenting out random chunks of code until your application mysteriously springs back to life. The best part? You'll never know what you actually fixed, preserving that delightful sense of mystery for the next poor soul who inherits your codebase. It's not a bug—it's a feature that keeps future developers employed!

Behold, the perfect visualization of showing your prototype to the world—a literal trash possum desperately trying to convince people to try its creation. Nothing says "I know it's rough around the edges but please just give it a chance" quite like a wild animal screaming from inside a garbage bin. The duality of feeling like your project is simultaneously your precious baby AND absolute garbage that you're weirdly protective about. That moment when you've spent 47 sleepless nights on your "revolutionary" game/app/website and deep down you know it's held together with duct tape and prayers, but you're still out there hustling like a garbage marsupial.

The five stages of debugging grief, now available in t-shirt form! Every developer knows that emotional rollercoaster - from the initial "I can't fix this" despair to the existential crisis where you question your entire career choice. Then comes that dark moment when you wonder if you should've become a barista instead. But then... oh sweet relief! It was just a typo all along. Nothing like spending four hours of your life hunting down a missing semicolon to make you question your sanity. The best part? This cycle repeats approximately 17 times per day.

Content Questions Jobs Tags Users Badges Ask A V reddit API - Pulling images from subreddit php Xml son reddit I'm looking for examples in reddit API. I want to pull images from a certain subreddit (http:www.reddit.comrVillagePorn) and put them on a webpage. I've seen other websites do it (mainly, r ) and I can't figure out how. I tried http:www.reddit.comrVillagePorn.xml but that just returns the Thumbnail of the picture. Not even the link itself. What should I do? Share Improve this question Follow test 16.3k 63 161 238 asked Jul 5 '12 at 18:37 Bojangles 94.8k 48 163 200 edited Jul 5 '12 at 18:42 2 That's a pretty subreddit :) (and no, it's not NSFW for those of you who are wondering) - Bojangles Jul 5 '12 at 18:43 Add a comment