Doctor And Nurse Vs. Programmer And Tester

Content 0811 3 4G 01:30 Personal Hotspot: 1 Connection ( 0 86 Tweet Tony Hawk tonyhawk 18h At rental car agency, can't find my name on the monitor to find my car, go inside wait in line. Finally get to the front, agent sees me says "you really are Tony Hawk" Me: um, yes. I was looking for my name outside on the list Him: "I deleted it because I thought it was fake" 1.097 1732,1K 217K Dallas Tester DallasNChains Replying to tonyhawk My last name is Tester, and I run into this more frequently than I'd like. One airline automatically deleted anything with the word "test" in it. Including my reservation. g 17:02 140419 Twitter Web App Tweet your reply O

When a developer finally musters the courage to hear the harsh truth about testing, only to immediately burst into tears upon learning that—gasp—proper testing could have prevented most of their bugs. It's like finding out Santa isn't real, except instead of presents, you've been getting production outages and 3AM emergency calls. The audacity of suggesting developers should test their code before pushing it! Next you'll tell me documentation is useful too!

Content Gergo Psztor G3rgoPasztor 23h What is your favorite part of coding? Mine is when everything comes together and it becomes ready-to-release. 28 17 11 64 willCodeForFood!! LuboValkov Replying to G3rgoPasztor I work on several apps with lots of users and l've never felt what u described 15:20 29 Jul 22 Twitter for Android

This meme perfectly captures the existential crisis of C++ developers. The code creates a class called "StaticNotInventedYet" with a method that checks if "this" exists. When run with a null pointer (0x0), it somehow prints "static" instead of crashing spectacularly. But when compiled with a different flag (-O1 vs -O0), it prints "member" instead! The monkey's confused face is every programmer realizing that compiler optimizations are basically black magic and C++ just does whatever it wants. When undefined behavior meets compiler optimizations, even the language itself doesn't know what's real anymore.

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