Doctor And Nurse Vs. Programmer And Tester

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Doctor And Nurse Vs. Programmer And Tester

testing-memes, debugging-memes, software-development-memes, quality-assurance-memes, programmer-life-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The peaceful doctor-nurse relationship vs the chaotic programmer-tester dynamic is just *chef's kiss*. Left side: elegant collaboration. Right side: pure survival mode as the tester chases down the programmer with all those bugs they found. Nothing says "I wrote flawless code" like sprinting away from the person who proved you absolutely did not. The only thing faster than that programmer's escape is how quickly they'll blame it on "works on my machine" syndrome.

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