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Content Me: uploads code to stack overflow so that other people can help me debug the error I'm getting Everyone else working on the military's missile guidance software:

The four stages of developer evolution, beautifully depicted as increasingly unhinged clown makeup: Stage 1: The innocent belief your code is "good and understandable" because your colleagues said so. Bless your heart. Stage 2: The realization that clean code belongs in textbooks, not production. In the real world, that pristine architecture just slows down delivery. Stage 3: The existential crisis when you discover those elegant abstractions you spent weeks on are worthless after the first requirement change. Stage 4: The final form - admitting you never formally studied programming while your codebase burns in the background. Yet somehow, the system still runs. And that's how we all end up maintaining legacy code written by circus performers.

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Content How a shower should work: int temperature; How they really work: boolean temperature;

Homer Simpson ripping out a "Free IT Advice" sign to reveal the sacred commandment of tech: "IF IT WORKS, DON'T TOUCH IT." This isn't just advice—it's the unspoken religion of every production environment. That mystical code that ran fine for 7 years? Written by a dev who left the company in 2015? Deployed on a server no one remembers the password to? Yeah, nobody's volunteering to "refactor" that bad boy. We just light candles and pray it continues working until retirement.