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The evolution of developer greetings is painfully accurate. Frontend devs start with "Hello world" because they're optimistic enough to think someone's actually looking at their UI. Backend devs say "Hello server" because their only friend is a machine that never complains about their code quality. Meanwhile, full-stack devs skip the pleasantries and go straight to "Hello StackOverflow" – the true confession that none of us actually know what we're doing and we're all just professional copy-paste engineers. The circle of developer life: write code, break code, copy solution from StackOverflow, repeat.

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Ah yes, the pinnacle of UX design—listing every possible phone number in a dropdown instead of using a simple text input. Because why let users type when they can enjoy the thrill of scrolling through thousands of options? Nothing says "we value your time" like forcing you to hunt for your number like it's a needle in a digital haystack. The developer probably thought: "Text fields are so 2005, let's make users earn their form submission." This is what happens when you ask the backend dev to handle the frontend for "just one quick task."

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