It's All Boxes? Always Has Been

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It's All Boxes? Always Has Been

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The existential crisis every front-end dev eventually faces – CSS isn't some mystical language, it's literally just boxes inside boxes inside more boxes! The astronaut's revelation is every developer after their first week of actually understanding the box model. And that red outline? Chef's kiss representation of border: 1px solid red; – the universal debugging technique when your layout breaks for the 47th time today. Flexbox and Grid were just elaborate lies to make us feel better about arranging rectangles.

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