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Content mi.jobs Well-capitalized Seattle start-up seeks Unix developers Jeff Bezos 82294 Well-capitalized start-up seeks extremely talented CCUnix developers to help pioneer commerce on the Internet. You must have experience designing and building large and complex (yet maintainable) systems, and you should be able to do so in about one-third the time that most competent people think possible. You should have a BS, MS, or PhD in Computer Science or the equivalent. Top-notch communication skills are essential. Familiarity with web servers and HTML would be helpful but is not necessary. Expect talented, motivated, intense, and interesting co-workers. Must be willing to relocate to the Seattle area (we will help cover moving costs). Your compensation will include meaningful equity ownership. Send resume and cover letter to Jeff Bezos: mail: be..netcom.com fax: 206828-0951 US mail: Cadabra, Inc. 10704 N.E. 28th St. Bellevue, WA 98004 We are an equal opportunity employer. "It's easier to invent the future than to predict it." -- Alan Kay

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Ah, the modern tech job hunt in its final form. When 500+ applications disappear into the void, sometimes you gotta take your hustle analog. The irony of a developer with a GitHub profile and personal website resorting to cardboard signs is just *chef's kiss*. It's like watching evolution run in reverse—from sophisticated applicant tracking systems back to "please sir, may I have a job?" The "pair programming" invitation is particularly brilliant. Nothing says "I'm desperate but still professional" like offering technical interviews to random pedestrians. Somewhere, a hiring manager is looking at this and thinking "finally, a candidate who shows initiative" while simultaneously requiring 5 years experience in a 2-year-old framework.

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Content Kyle Shook Front-end dev for hire V elyktrix Don't add a programming language to your skills list after watching a 15-minute video on it. 6:41 AM 22 Oct 20 Twitter Web App 6 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 100 Likes 17 James Tucker tuckerdev 2h Replying to elyktrix Yes wait until you've written hello world 2 19 Kyle Shook Front-end dev for... 2h V At least