It's All Boxes? Always Has Been

Content Sir, this seat is reserved for people with disabilities I am a Programmer. My favourite language is HTML Sorry to bother you, sir

Content World's Best CSS Developer

Content I'M NOT AN ENGINEER, SO THIS MIGHT BE A DUMB QUESTION. OILBERT.COM SCOTTADAMSSAYS BUT WHY CAN'T WE 3-D PRINT A BLOCKCHAIN AND HTML IT INTO BITCOIN? -20-18 2018 Scott Adass, isc.Dist. by Nadrews Kokeel ALICE CAN ANSWER THAT. I QUIT.

Content As a UX Designer, I design efficient and enjoyable User Interfaces. I really don't like this new button layout, need to press on 3 buttons to show the search bar. Shut up.

Content Stephen Gower As someone who has been developing websites since NCSA Mosaic was the only browser available, I'd just like to say that I'm really fcking tired of all the smart assholes out there continuously developing entirely new ways to build web applications. It started simple enough, just html and javascript. Then Cold Fusion. Then java applets. Then java servlets. Then 5 or 6 different Java application servers, EJBs, JSP, struts, XSLT, PHP. But screw all of that. We need Spring. No wait, we need Ruby.and Rails. Wait, we need Query. screw Query. We need AngularJs, and Backbone, and Ember! The world just won't be right until we have 12 different ways to do the same thing in Javascript! Forget all those server-side things you learned. Node js is here! No-wait. F'ck Node. Use Google Go! Honestly how many times are we going to re-invent this wheel? Unless you stay current with all of this nonsense, you basically become unhireable. I'm sure some of you 20 and 30-somethings have already experienced some of this fatigue. Now just imaging 10-15 more years where every 3 years a good portion of what you learned before is now obsolete, and you'll feel like I do.

Ah, the classic "send us your localhost URL" response. Nothing says "I'm a real developer" like sharing a link only your own computer can access. These geniuses are essentially saying "Check out my amazing work at an address that literally translates to 'my computer'." It's like inviting someone to dinner at "my house" without providing the address. The best part is they're responding to a recruitment call with the digital equivalent of "trust me bro, it works on my machine."