Debugging 101

Content SHAKESPEARE QUOTE OF THE DAY An SSL error has occurred and a secure connection to the server cannot be made. "An SSL error has occured and a secure connection to the server cannot be made" William Shakesper

The eternal time bomb of software development strikes again! This poor developer just "fixed" the tests broken by Daylight Savings Time by subtracting an hour from the expected results. Meanwhile, his hippie colleague is horrified because the actual solution was converting everything to UTC and making the tests timezone-aware. This is the coding equivalent of putting duct tape on a leaking nuclear reactor. Sure, the tests pass today, but in six months when DST changes again? Complete meltdown. The developer will be long gone, leaving behind a legacy of technical debt and confused Stack Overflow questions.

Content Guess who is looking at memes all day instead of fixing their code

THE ULTIMATE TECH IRONY! 💀 While your cousin won't shut up about his voice-activated toaster, actual software engineers are living in digital POVERTY with ONE printer that's basically on parole! The sheer AUDACITY of printers to make those unholy demon noises at 2AM is the real reason tech workers have trust issues. We don't need smart homes when we're too busy contemplating HOMICIDE against our HP OfficeJet that decided printing is more of a "suggestion" than a "function." The cobbler's children have no shoes, and the programmer's house has exactly ONE piece of technology—and it's the most TRAUMATIZING one!

The classic developer dismissal cycle in its natural habitat. First dev smugly declares "sounds like a skill issue tbh" - the universal code for "your problem is you, not the code." Two weeks later, karma strikes when they hit the exact same wall and suddenly it's "wait no it doesn't work for me either." Nothing humbles a programmer faster than having to eat their own snarky comments when facing the same bug they previously mocked. The circle of dev life is complete.

Content You google a bug Someone has the same bug The post is not from 15years ago There is a solution WF made with mematic ProarammerHumor.io