Debugger I Just Met Her

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Debugger I Just Met Her

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When your debug statement has served its purpose, there's only one thing left to do: bid it farewell with a dramatic console.log. That "hereeeeeeeeeee" is the digital equivalent of a cowboy riding off into the sunset – it's done its job tracking down that elusive bug that was making your code behave like it was written after a three-day caffeine bender. And just like Woody, you know deep down you'll be adding another one two minutes later when the next bug appears. The circle of debugging life continues.

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