Certified Poultry Debugger

The eternal question that strikes fear into the heart of every coder! When a client drops the dreaded "it doesn't work" bomb with zero context, we all reach for our favorite defensive programming excuses. Option D is basically the programmer's version of pleading the fifth. "Works on my machine" is the universal get-out-of-jail-free card that's been keeping developers employed since the dawn of computing. That shrugging ASCII face is the digital equivalent of slowly backing away while maintaining eye contact. The real answer? "Please provide steps to reproduce, error messages, and what you expected to happen instead." But that wouldn't fit on the quiz show, would it?

The duality of development in one perfect image! On the left, we have the disheveled cat representing your code during development—messy, unkempt, and barely holding together with duct tape and wishful thinking. But somehow it works! Then on the right, the same cat in a tuxedo represents that exact same code when you're ready to push it to Git—suddenly all professional and fancy, as if it wasn't a complete disaster zone five minutes ago. The transformation is purely cosmetic though—underneath that formal attire is still the same chaotic code that you're praying nobody reviews too closely during the pull request.

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Childhood: "I'll make the next World of Warcraft but with better graphics and cooler weapons!" Reality: Spending 6 months debugging collision detection only to have your game downloaded by your mom and that one supportive friend who gives it a 5-star review despite never making it past the loading screen. The gap between gaming fantasy and game dev reality is basically the distance between "I'm having fun" and "I'm questioning every life choice while staring at a semicolon for three hours."

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