Certified Poultry Debugger

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Certified Poultry Debugger

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When your debugging skills hit rock bottom, so you recruit a chicken to peck at random lines of code. The ultimate rubber duck debugging technique - except this one actually makes decisions for you! That chicken is staring at those nested callbacks like "bro, even I wouldn't structure my coop this poorly." The developer's face says it all: "My code review is literally being done by poultry, and honestly, it's the most productive pair programming session I've had all week."

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