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The eternal struggle of junior devs everywhere! That moment when you're stuck on a problem but somehow asking your senior dev feels less intimidating than typing it into Google and discovering it's a super basic question with 500 duplicate StackOverflow posts all marked as "closed for being too obvious." The fear isn't about finding the answer—it's about discovering you're the 10,000th person to ask why your code isn't working when you forgot a semicolon!

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The stark reality of Python dependency hell vs. actual source code! On the left, the .venv directory contains enough documentation to crush a desk (and your hard drive), while the ./src folder on the right is literally small enough to fit between two fingers. Nothing says "modern development" quite like downloading 500MB of packages to print "Hello World" with extra formatting. The best part? You'll spend 3 hours debugging a cryptic error only to discover it's from a nested dependency 7 layers deep that you never explicitly imported. Efficiency at its finest!

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The architectural equivalent of legacy code that nobody dares to touch. That useless balcony leading to absolutely nowhere represents those mysterious functions in your codebase that somehow keep the entire application from imploding. It's the digital version of "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" taken to its logical extreme. Sure, you could delete that 200-line function with no apparent purpose, but what if it's secretly holding together your entire authentication system? Better leave it alone and pretend you never saw it. The true horror isn't the balcony to nowhere—it's the fact that every developer reading this just thought of at least three examples in their current project.

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