Real 10X Engineer

Content 10h I'd probably start using the brand-new HeapOverflow which is strikingly similar to that old StackOverflow site. If we assume that no one is going to make a replacement for StackOverflow, then I'd make the replacement and make trillions of dollars. 347 But how will you make stackoverflow without stackoverflow 9h 232 6h 10 minutes into creating newStackOverflow googles "How to center div tag in another div tag"

Content I called malloc And free, right? And free, right?

HTML snuggled between actual programming languages like a cat between loaves of bread is the most accurate thing I've seen all week. Just chilling there with its markup tags, no variables, no functions, no compiler... yet somehow still invited to all the dev conferences. It's like that friend who can't code but still gets included in all the technical discussions because they bring snacks. "What's that? You can't handle logic? It's fine, you make pretty buttons."

Oh look, it's the "we'll fix it in flight" approach to software engineering! This is what happens when your boss says "we can't afford downtime" and suddenly you're patching critical systems while they're running at 30,000 feet. Nothing says "I trust my code" like frantically opening a maintenance hatch on a flying airplane. This is basically every developer who's ever pushed a hotfix to production on Friday at 4:59pm and then spent the weekend praying nothing explodes. The best part? The calm, cloudy backdrop - as if the universe is just waiting for the perfect moment to introduce some turbulence.

The perfect visualization of what happens when management demands a rush deployment to production. Your untested code (the toad) riding precariously on your CI/CD pipeline (the toy horse) is somehow expected to gallop majestically into the production environment. The toad looks just as confused as the dev team that got the "ship it now" Slack message at 4:55 PM on Friday. Bonus points if you've ever named your Jenkins pipeline "Mister Jenkins" in your config files just to make error messages more personal.

Content WHEN ATHLETES FINISH A SPRINT THEY REST FOR A WEEK WHEN PROGRAMMERS FINISH A SPRINT. THEY START A NEW ONE. FOREVER