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Real 10X Engineer

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Oh. My. GOD. The AUDACITY of this regex wizard! 🧙‍♂️ Writing regex without Googling is basically the programming equivalent of performing open-heart surgery blindfolded while riding a unicycle across Niagara Falls! Even the prison guard is SHOOK to his core! This isn't just a 10X engineer—this is a PSYCHOPATH with supernatural powers who probably also remembers all their passwords and doesn't cry when merging conflicts. The rest of us mortals are over here frantically copy-pasting from Stack Overflow like it's oxygen, and this mad genius is out here FREESTYLE REGEX-ING?! I need to lie down.

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