Bug Always One Step Ahead

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Bug Always One Step Ahead

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Just spent four hours tracking down what I thought was a critical production issue only to have it vanish the moment I added logging statements. The bug is literally Jerry the mouse—tiny, sneaky, and somehow always one step ahead of my debugging frying pan. And the worst part? Tomorrow it'll be back in a different function with a new disguise. The eternal Tom and Jerry chase continues, except I never get the satisfaction of actually catching the little menace.

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