Peak Code Reuse

stack overflow recursion infinite loop Technical debt Lazy programming Code smell Antipattern Circular logic Boolean functions Mutual recursion

Programming Debugging C++ Algorithms

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Peak Code Reuse

recursion-memes, stack-overflow-memes, circular-logic-memes, lazy-programming-memes, infinite-loop-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Ah, the infinite loop of laziness masquerading as efficiency. Two functions locked in an eternal codependency, each refusing to do its own work. isEven() just passes the buck to isOdd() with a +1 twist, while isOdd() returns the favor by calling isEven() with the same trick. Neither function actually checks anything – they just play hot potato until the stack overflows and the whole program collapses like my will to review pull requests on Friday afternoons.

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