Peak Code Reuse

recursion stack overflow Circular logic Lazy programming infinite loop Code smell Boolean functions Mutual recursion Technical debt Antipattern

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4 months ago 346,069 views 3 shares

Peak Code Reuse

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Ah, the infinite loop of laziness masquerading as efficiency. Two functions locked in an eternal codependency, each refusing to do its own work. isEven() just passes the buck to isOdd() with a +1 twist, while isOdd() returns the favor by calling isEven() with the same trick. Neither function actually checks anything – they just play hot potato until the stack overflows and the whole program collapses like my will to review pull requests on Friday afternoons.

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