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When Your Terrible Database Hack Works First Try

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Databases Programming Debugging Backend AI

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When Your Terrible Database Hack Works First Try

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The existential crisis when your janky database cursor hack actually works the first time. You wanted to show the junior dev that AI isn't infallible, but now you're stuck pretending this monstrosity of multi-file cursor service was intentional design. The look of panic in the fourth panel says it all—you've become what you swore to destroy: someone whose terrible code works perfectly by accident. The universe is mocking your debugging skills.

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