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Unforgivable Crime

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Unforgivable Crime

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Prison seems like a fair punishment for running SQL directly on production. The hardened criminal confesses to skipping code review and executing queries straight on the live database—a cardinal sin that makes even murderers question their life choices.

Nothing says "I enjoy chaos" quite like bypassing all safety protocols and potentially nuking customer data because you couldn't be bothered with proper testing. At least the murderer had the decency to commit only one crime.

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