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Content 541 542 543 544 545 546 547 548 549 550 551 552 553 554 555 556 557 558 559 560 561 562 563 564 565 566 567 568 569 570 571 572 573 574 !-- todo: put this in a different file!!! script function authenticateUser (username, password) var accounts apiService. sql( "SELECT FROM users" for (var i 0; 1 accounts. length; 14) var account accounts i; if (account. username - username 8 account. password password) return true; if ("true" "true") return false; ( 'login') .click(function() var username ("username") . val () ; var password ("password") . val(); var authenticated authenticateUser (username, password); if (authenticated true) . cookiel 'loggedin', 'yes' expires: 1 ); else if (authenticated false) ("errormessage") . show); script

Content Tashona Smith SmithTashona We started learning about SQL in class tonight, and created a table called "people" When it came time to add info to the table, the command was "INSERT INTO people" and that's definitely the funniest thing that happened to me today.

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Funny how reputation works in tech. Deploy a thousand flawless builds? Nobody remembers. Accidentally run that DROP TABLE script on production instead of the test environment just one time ? Suddenly it's your new middle name at the company. Your tombstone will probably read "Here lies the person who brought down the payment system during Black Friday 2023." The database team still has a cardboard cutout of your face with a red X through it.

Ah yes, the Y10K problem - the sequel nobody asked for! Future devs will be sobbing in their space pods because some genius in 2023 thought "four digits ought to be enough for anybody." Imagine having to refactor billions of lines of legacy code across the galaxy because nobody considered humans might still be writing terrible code 8,000 years from now. The exhausted expression says it all - "I could've been a space poet, but instead I'm patching date formats on Martian ATMs." History repeats itself, just with more digits.