Venn diagram Memes

A Venn diagram that perfectly encapsulates the software development experience! Vibe Coders get "way too much rope" to hang themselves with feature creep and scope expansion. Rodeo Cowboys get "just enough rope" to do their jobs efficiently. Meanwhile, actual Prisoners get none. The beautiful intersection? We're all "unlikely to deliver production-grade software" while being "ordered around by disembodied voices" (hello, Product Managers on Slack!) and having a "high risk tolerance" that would make financial advisors weep. The real kicker is that we're essentially just prisoners who occasionally get exercise in the fenced yard of our cubicles. Freedom is an illusion - just like our estimated delivery dates!

The Venn diagram of intellectual superiority has spoken, and programmers are social distancing before it was cool! While physicists are busy turning penguins into perfect cylinders, engineers are rounding π to 3 (because who needs those pesky decimals?), and mathematicians are defining e with fancy limits, programmers are off in their own circle with "x = x + 1" - a statement that would make mathematicians have an existential crisis. Notice how programmers don't overlap with anyone? That's not isolation, that's specialization . We're not wrong, we're just using a different paradigm where impossible equations make perfect sense. And let's pour one out for the chemists, reduced to the smallest circle possible - apparently they couldn't even afford proper representation in this diagram hierarchy!