The Four Horsemen Of SQL Joins

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The Four Horsemen Of SQL Joins

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THE FOUR HORSEMEN OF SQL JOINS! From the innocent "inner join" that ruthlessly excludes your precious NULL values to the promiscuous "full join" that invites EVERYONE to the party! And don't get me started on "left join" and "right join" - they're like that couple who can't decide which in-laws to invite to Thanksgiving! Database relationships have more drama than a reality TV show, and these joins are the stars strutting their stuff on the runway of your query results. Your data either makes the cut or gets BRUTALLY GHOSTED!

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