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Content GMU Fall 2022 - CS 211 - Exercise 3 This exercise is worth 5 of your total grade (instead of 3) Additionally, there is an optional task for 1 extra credit Due Date: Friday, December 2nd, 11:59pm Changelog Copy Select All Look Up Description The purpose of this assignment is to practice iterators and inner classes in Java and, optionally, graphical user interfaces too. The theme of this assignment is the detection of fake reviews on a popular website called RateMyTeacher which allows anyone to post anonymous ratings of any teacher they want without authenticating themselves. Your task is to write "smart" iterators that are able to traverse list of reviews by skipping any words or posts that are considered fake There are mainly two approaches in implementing an iterator in Java. One is using a separate class that implements the Iterator interface and the other one is implementing the Iterator interface as an anonymous inner class. You're going to practice both approaches by writing two different iterators. Additionally, you can optionally implement a GUI to make your application more user-friendly and get some extra credit. Instructions Honor Code: This assignment is individual work of each student, you're not allowed to collaborate in any form. Copying code from other sources (peers, websites, etc.) is a serious violation of the University's Honor Code. Your code will be examined for similarities with other sources. Validation: Make sure all method parameters are properly validated (e.g. String args can't be empty, etc.) Documentation: Comments in JavaDoc-style are required. You must comment each class, each method and each instanceclass variable you declare. You must also comment any piece of code that is not obvious what it does. Visibility: All fields should be made private. All methods provided in the specification are public. You may add any fields or methods you want as long as they are private. Packages: You may not import any classes except Scanner, File, ArrayList, Iterator ProarammerHumor.io

Storing passwords in plain text? That's not a security flaw, that's a cry for help. Someone out there built a website where you could log in as User A, casually change User B's password, and the system just... let it happen. Because why hash passwords when you can live dangerously? The real kicker? They're posting this in r/google_antigravity expecting sympathy, as if Google's AI products should somehow be immune to the consequences of Security 101 violations. Spoiler alert: even the most advanced AI can't protect you from storing credentials like it's 1995. The "Venting" tag really ties it all together. Nothing says professional development quite like discovering your authentication system is basically a public notepad with extra steps.

The perfect multilingual programming pun doesn't exi-- For the uninitiated, "pivo" means "beer" in several Slavic languages, while PIVOT tables are Excel's data manipulation nightmare fuel. This meme beautifully captures the duality of a data analyst's existence: spending hours wrestling with Excel's PIVOT functionality versus just giving up and having a flight of beers instead. The "or sth, I don't use Excel" is that classic programmer flex - because real developers write SQL queries or Python pandas code instead of clicking through Excel's labyrinthine UI. It's the perfect blend of "I'm too good for spreadsheets" and "I'd rather drink beer than deal with this corporate hell."

Content WHO WOULD WIN? Insertion sort 987654321 0 One of the most effecient sorting algorithms for small data sets One backwards boi ProarammerHumor.io

OH. MY. GOD. This is what happens when you let a database admin design a clock! The numbers are in complete chaos because some SQL-obsessed maniac decided to ORDER BY DIGIT NAME DESC instead of, you know, ACTUAL NUMERICAL ORDER like a SANE HUMAN BEING! The SQL query literally sorted the digits by their spelled-out names in descending order, so "twelve" comes before "three" which comes before "ten" and so on. Can you imagine trying to tell time on this monstrosity?! It's like asking what time it is and getting back "SELECT CURRENT_TIME FROM REALITY WHERE SANITY = NULL"!