Still No Idea How It Happened, Right?

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Still No Idea How It Happened, Right?

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The classic tale of an intern's first week: accidentally running DROP DATABASE instead of DROP TABLE and then pretending to be as surprised as everyone else. That wide-eyed innocent look isn't fooling anyone, buddy. The best part? The senior dev doesn't even suspect it was you—they're just puzzled by the mysterious database vanishing act. Pro tip: production databases and interns should be kept at least 500 miles apart at all times. It's basically Newton's lesser-known Fourth Law of Motion.

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