Sql Injection

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Sql Injection

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This meme is peak database chaos energy! Changing your name to " OR ""=" is basically the digital equivalent of bringing a skeleton key to a database party. When a poorly secured system tries to query your name, it'll execute SELECT * FROM users WHERE name = "" OR ""="" which—surprise!—evaluates to TRUE for every record. Suddenly you're not just accessing your account, you're accessing EVERYONE'S account. It's like telling the bouncer "I'm either on the list OR 2=2" and watching them let you into every VIP room simultaneously. Database developers everywhere just felt a cold shiver down their spine.

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