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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Database administrator Memes

Posts tagged with Database administrator

SQL And Chill

Databases Programming Backend
6 months ago 176.3K views 0 shares
SQL And Chill
Nothing says romance like pulling up a complex SQL query during intimate moments. Sure, some people light candles, but real database administrators show off their perfectly normalized tables and multi-JOIN statements. That query's got more relationships than a soap opera, with tables for customers, sales_orders, and products all interconnected in a beautiful dance of foreign keys. The perfect date night doesn't exi— oh wait, there it is: ORDER BY Employee_Id.

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