Pivo Table: The Data Analyst's Happy Hour

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Pivo Table: The Data Analyst's Happy Hour

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The perfect multilingual programming pun doesn't exi--

For the uninitiated, "pivo" means "beer" in several Slavic languages, while PIVOT tables are Excel's data manipulation nightmare fuel. This meme beautifully captures the duality of a data analyst's existence: spending hours wrestling with Excel's PIVOT functionality versus just giving up and having a flight of beers instead.

The "or sth, I don't use Excel" is that classic programmer flex - because real developers write SQL queries or Python pandas code instead of clicking through Excel's labyrinthine UI. It's the perfect blend of "I'm too good for spreadsheets" and "I'd rather drink beer than deal with this corporate hell."

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