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Our SQL: Database For The People
Databases Programming Backend
9 days ago 80.6K views 0 shares
Our SQL: Database For The People
The MySQL logo has been brilliantly transformed into "OurSQL" with a Soviet ushanka hat on the dolphin. Because in communist database design, you don't own the tables—the tables own you! Your data isn't private property anymore, comrade. SELECT * FROM your_secrets is now everyone's constitutional right. No more PRIMARY KEYs, only COLLECTIVE KEYs. And forget about user permissions—in OurSQL, everyone's a database administrator whether they know JOIN syntax or not.

OOP Is Like Communism
Programming Csharp C++ Java
2 months ago 97.1K views 0 shares
OOP Is Like Communism
DARLING, the AUDACITY of comparing Object-Oriented Programming to communism is just *chef's kiss* MAGNIFICENT! 💅 OOP promises us this UTOPIAN DREAMLAND of beautiful encapsulation, inheritance, and polymorphism—a coding PARADISE where everything is neatly organized and maintainable! The FANTASY! The ROMANCE! But then reality SLAPS US IN THE FACE with inheritance hierarchies deeper than my existential crisis, design patterns more convoluted than my love life, and codebases so bloated they need their own ZIP code! And poor Jesse's face at the end? That's LITERALLY every functional programmer when an OOP evangelist starts preaching about their "elegant solutions." HONEY, THE DRAMA! 💀

Our Code, Comrade
Microsoft Git Programming Linux
2 months ago 104.1K views 0 shares
Our Code, Comrade
Ah, Cold War propaganda meets modern tech rivalries. Microsoft reminding us that sharing code freely is basically a slippery slope to full-blown communism. Because nothing says "threat to capitalism" like letting people see your for loops. The irony is delicious considering Microsoft now owns GitHub and claims to "heart" open source. Turns out the red menace was inside Redmond all along.