Offensive SQL: The Morning Data Massacre

Content Concatenate 2 strings -2 I would like to concatenate 2 strings, I am getting the strings from Microsoft SQL 2008 database, and have to concatenate them in C C datatable share edit close delete flag edited 22 hours ago some hard ass programmer 92.9k 6 100 56 asked Sep 18 at 10:16 Me 5 - 2 16 40 Why don't you make a MySql Database, and use Python instead of C? add a comment start a bounty

The punchline here is a perfect double entendre. Tinder, a dating app all about making "relationships," stores its data in a "relational" database. It's a database joke that hits on two levels - technical accuracy and dating wordplay. Somewhere, a database administrator is quietly chuckling while running SELECT queries in the dark.

The eternal standoff between developers and DBAs in their natural habitat. When disaster strikes, suddenly everyone's a "DBA" until they're asked to prove it by showing who has those coveted production database credentials. Nothing exposes an impostor faster than asking them to actually fix something in prod. That moment when you realize your "database expertise" consists entirely of SELECT statements you copied from Stack Overflow... just accept your fate.

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