Offensive SQL: The Morning Data Massacre

The classic "we fixed all the bugs" to "oh god we're hacked" pipeline. Declaring victory over bugs is basically sending a formal invitation to the universe to immediately prove you wrong. SQL injection on the login form is like leaving your front door unlocked with a sign saying "definitely no valuables inside." Somewhere, a database admin just felt a disturbance in the force and doesn't know why they suddenly need a drink.

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Content 14 use this Snum1 "123456789012345678901234567890"; Snum2 "9876543210" r mysqlquery("Select sum: num num2); sumR mysqlfetchrow(r); sum sum0; share improve this answer answered May 17 '11 at 6:23 K.Sya 221 02 2 60 Zomg, that's both an awesome and a very ugly response. - Clement Herreman Jun 17 '11 at 13:06 are you serious? - WoLfulus Apr 18 '15 at 13:25 13 Sorry, but the SQL server is an SQL server, not a calculator. - GordonM May 22 '15 at 9:37

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Oh. My. GOD. The eternal struggle of every data scientist who's ever been handed a Word document and told to "just extract the data" from it! 💀 The bell curve of intelligence is BRUTALLY accurate here. The average schmucks (34% on each side) are blissfully declaring "Word files can't be read by a machine" while the absolute geniuses at both extremes (0.1%!) know the dark arts of table parsing. Meanwhile, every data engineer is in the corner having a nervous breakdown because Karen from marketing just sent over CRITICAL BUSINESS DATA as a beautifully formatted Word table with merged cells. THE HORROR!

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