Offensive SQL: The Morning Data Massacre

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Offensive SQL: The Morning Data Massacre

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Nothing quite like watching a new analyst's soul leave their body when they see a database at 7am on Monday morning. Then someone hands them a SQL query that's basically asking to see everyone's private data. That look of horror says it all - welcome to data analytics, kid, where ethics and sleep schedules go to die.

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