Offensive SQL: The Morning Data Massacre

The corporate data science dream team standing around watching one guy with Excel do all the actual work. Classic case of "we hired seven specialists with fancy titles to stare at a hole while the person who's been using VLOOKUP since 2003 actually solves the problem." This is why your company's $2M data infrastructure still ultimately feeds into someone's spreadsheet that crashes every third Thursday. The Excel guru probably makes half what the AI consultants do, but knows where all the bodies are buried in your database.

Behold the magnificent journey of a "non-technical" founder going from AI-generated hubris to digital humility in just 48 hours! First tweet: "Look at my amazing no-code SaaS built with AI! Stop complaining and start building! P.S. People actually pay for this!" Two days later: "Help! I'm being attacked! My API keys are maxed out, people are bypassing subscriptions, and my database is a dumpster fire! BTW, I'm not technical so... oops?" The classic tale of finding out that building secure software requires more than just dragging and dropping with Cursor. Turns out "zero hand-written code" also means "zero security considerations." Who could have possibly predicted that?

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SQLite users know the struggle all too well. You're happily writing queries, reaching out for that precious data, when suddenly your database hits you with the classic "database is locked" error. It's like inviting someone to dinner and then locking the front door. "Come on in! Oh wait, you can't." And just like that, your beautiful DELETE statement gets bodyblocked by a pink blob while your transaction gets ROLLBACK'd into oblivion. The true SQLite experience: lightweight enough to fit in your pocket, temperamental enough to make you question your career choices.

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