Offensive SQL: The Morning Data Massacre

Content Storing JSON in a SQL Database

Nine data professionals standing around watching while one Excel guru does all the actual work. Classic corporate data science theater. The entire AI department, with their fancy degrees and machine learning models, rendered useless by someone who mastered VLOOKUP and pivot tables. That's what happens when you spend $2 million on a data lake but can't figure out how to drain a real one.

Content TheMisterEpic TheMisterEdicYT. 19h So in minecraft bedrocks program files, you can find a document which lists all the words which are censored. Here's a small little sample of the 977 words microsoft censors.. You can actually delete this file if you take ownership of the entire folder. piyad blyadt bon3r boner boobs boobz Btch Bukakke Bullshit bung butagorosi butthead Butthole fuuck fuuckd fuucked fuucker fucking fuuckr fuuuck fuuuckd fuuucked fuuucker fuuucking fuuuckr chankoro chieokure chikusatsu ching chong Chinga Chingada Madre Chingado Chingate chink chinpo Chlamydia fuuuuuucker fuuuuuucking fuuuuuuckr fuuuuuuuck fuuuuuuuckd fuuuuuuucked fuuuuuuucker fuuuuuuucking fuuuuuuuckr fuuuuuuuuckd fuuuuuuuucked fuuuuuuuucker

Content DOMException: The operation is insecure.

The evolution of a security manager's mental state is just *chef's kiss*. Starting with the professional "let's convince the CEO to trigger a P0 incident for secrets in code" approach, quickly descending into threatening emails about rotating secrets.xlsx (because storing secrets in Excel is totally secure, right?). By panel three, they're forcing CloudOps and DevOps to rotate secrets during production hours because security trumps uptime! And finally, the inevitable resignation email after causing organizational chaos. The clown makeup progression perfectly captures how security managers often start with good intentions but end up becoming the villain in everyone's story after trying to enforce best practices in environments that resist change until it's too late.

Content JS MySQL. TS Sass docker aws redis FULL STACK DEVELOPER EMBEDDED DEVELOPER