Query horror Memes

That moment when your "quick fix" SQL query has been running for 10 seconds and you suddenly realize you forgot the WHERE clause. The hamster perfectly captures that split second of pure panic when you connect the dots - your simple update is now wreaking havoc on every single row in production. Time slows down as you frantically reach for Ctrl+C while simultaneously having an out-of-body experience where you see your entire career flash before your eyes. The backup you didn't make last week suddenly feels like a really critical life choice.

Nothing quite like watching a new analyst's soul leave their body when they see a database at 7am on Monday morning. Then someone hands them a SQL query that's basically asking to see everyone's private data. That look of horror says it all - welcome to data analytics, kid, where ethics and sleep schedules go to die.