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Content Password Checkup Passwords checked for 82 sites and apps 2 compromised passwords Change these passwords now Some of your saved passwords were exposed in a non-Google data breach. You should change them now. Learn more This account is at risk http:192.168.1.1 admin Change password This account is at risk http:127.0.0.1:8000 admin Change password

Imagine trying to connect to a database with CSS, the language responsible for making buttons pretty and text centered. That's like trying to open a door with a banana peel. Tech recruiters are infamous for writing job descriptions that combine technologies with the coherence of a toddler playing tech buzzword bingo. "Must have 10 years experience in a framework released last month" is practically a recruiting tradition at this point. Next week they'll be looking for someone who can "deploy microservices using Microsoft Paint" or "debug kernel issues with HTML comments."

Content Me using terminal People Is this hacking?