It Really Happened

database sql Data types Bad practices Foreign keys Database administration Database design Data integrity Executive order String columns

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5 months ago 292,706 views 1 shares

It Really Happened

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Ah, the classic database decree! On the left: "Foreign keys are illegal" and on the right: "All columns must be strings." It's basically the executive order that would make any database administrator contemplate a career change. Nothing says "I have absolutely no idea how databases work" quite like mandating string-only columns while banning foreign keys. Congratulations, you've just signed into law the creation of data integrity nightmares and query performance disasters! Next up: "NULL values are now taxed at 30%."

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