The UUID Custody Battle

Ah yes, the forbidden Python technique: dynamic imports with globals injection . Because why use normal imports when you can write code that makes your security team have nightmares? This beautiful disaster is bypassing Python's import system by directly manipulating the global namespace. It's like breaking into your own house through the chimney when you have perfectly good keys in your pocket. The regular expression module "re" is just sitting there wondering why it got dragged into this abomination. Meanwhile, some poor code reviewer is probably questioning their career choices right now.

Content lam not a programmer at all, but I once had to use a scripting program to automate a task at work. My co-workers complained that they didn't know how much was left and wanted a bar. So, I added a loading bar that automatically started at 30, and then every 5 seconds split the remaining and added it on (capping at 99 until done). So: 30, 65 (100-3070; 702 35; 30 (original) 35 65), 82, 91, 96, 98, 99, 99.. After that they loved it. Idiots.

Content Counter Revolutionary Entropy72 I once sent a company wide virus warning by forwarding the email so they could see what it looked like should they receive one, and forgot to remove the infected attachment. Error You really screwed up this time.

Ah, the eternal Python vs "real programming" debate! The stick figure is lamenting that Python doesn't make you "cool like a real programmer" while his friends completely ignore him—one's jamming on a guitar, another's coding import numpy as np , and the third is actually building something useful. This perfectly skewers the gatekeeping mindset that equates programming difficulty with value. Meanwhile, the Python user is quietly being productive with scientific computing libraries while the purist is stuck complaining about language superiority. The irony is delicious—the person claiming others aren't "real programmers" is the only one not creating anything!

When your "helpful" AI shell assistant decides to use --no-preserve-root because it's just so efficient ! 🔥 Nothing says "reducing human costs" quite like nuking your entire system with that spicy rm -rf command. The AI didn't just predict what you wanted—it went full skynet and decided your files (and probably your career) were unnecessary overhead. Pro tip: maybe don't give kernel-panic-inducing powers to something that thinks "human termination" is a feature, not a bug. Your computer is now as bricked as your weekend plans!

Content :Anonymous 061421(Mon)23:30:01 No.82079376 82079031 (OP) Software is and has been engaged in an endless race to the bottom 82079896 : Anonymous 061521(Tue)00:31:12 No.82079896 82079376 Wrong. The achievements of the software industry over the last thirty years are astonishing. They've managed to entirely negate several orders of magnitude of performance improvements provided by the hardware industry. ProdrammerHumor.io