Inside Me There Are Two Wolves: UX Edition

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Inside Me There Are Two Wolves: UX Edition

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The eternal UX battle raging in every developer's soul. One side wants to build intuitive interfaces that your grandmother could navigate. The other side thinks users should suffer through raw SQL queries because "it builds character." Meanwhile, the product manager is crying in the corner while users are submitting support tickets asking what "SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0" means.

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