Inside Me There Are Two Wolves: UX Edition

Content When your friend asks why SQL commands are all uppercase IT'S THE LAW;

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The eternal battle between security experts and literally everyone else. Security guy is all "your password needs 20 characters, uppercase, lowercase, numbers, special characters, and the blood of your firstborn" while the user's just sitting there like "why? 'admin' is fine." The look of pure horror on his face in that last panel is every IT professional who's discovered their company's production database password is "password123" and suddenly understood why they've been getting hacked every other Tuesday.

Content 79 8 41 57 0 Job Description Angular Js AWS Elasticsearch Redis MongoDB Full stack developers will be required to see out a project from conception to final product, Requiring good organizational skills and attention to detail. Working Experience: 5-6 Years Full Stack Developer Responsibilities: Design and implementation of the overall web architecture Designing user interactions on web pages. Staying abreast of developments in web applications and programming languages. "Pixel-perfect" implementation of our approved user interface Creating servers and databases for functionality deployment. Ensuring the entire stack is designed and built for speed and scalability Design and construction of our REST API Integrating our front-end UI with the constructed API Design and implementation of continuous integration and deployment Ensuring cross-platform optimization for mobile phones. Ensuring responsiveness of applications. Working alongside graphic designers for web design features. Seeing through a project from conception to finished product. Designing and developing APIs. Meeting both technical and consumer needs. Full Stack Developer Requirements: Degree in computer science. Strong interpersonal, organizational and project management skills. Proficiency with fundamental front-end languages such as HTML, CSS, and JavaScript especially Node.is elastic search. Proficiency with server-side languages such as Python, Ruby, Java, PHP, and .Net - Server management and deployment for the relevant environment Familiarity with database technology such as MySQL, Oracle, and MongoDB - Database design and management, including being up on the latest practices and associated versions Familiarity with AWS working and Devops experience. Familiarity with a relevant and globally supported framework-both front-end and back-end, if necessary-(e.g., React, Vue, Laravel or Flask ) Ideally, familiarity with CSS preprocessors, bundlers, and associated languagessyntaxeslibraries (e.g., Sass, Less, and webpack) Excellent verbal communication skills. Good problem-solving skills. Attention to detail. Understanding of user experience and possibly even product strategy Experience implementing testing platforms and unit tests Proficiency with Git ( or another version control system as required) Appreciation for clean and well documented code

Starting as a Database Administrator is all sunshine and confidence. "I'll optimize these queries! I'll normalize these tables!" Fast forward a few months of 3 AM production crashes, inexplicable deadlocks, and executives asking why the database is "slow" when they're running SELECT * on 50 million rows... That majestic fox turns into a taxidermied nightmare with thousand-yard stare that's seen things no DBA should see. The database might be running fine, but your soul? That's been DROP TABLE'd without a backup.

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