I Learned From My Mistakes

database Backup Data loss production Disaster Learning the hard way Career ending move

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I Learned From My Mistakes

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Nothing says "I've grown as a professional" quite like casually announcing you just nuked an entire database into the void with zero recovery options. The formal, dignified tone paired with the absolute CATASTROPHE being described is *chef's kiss*. It's like announcing the Titanic sank with the same energy as reading quarterly earnings. The frog in fancy attire really captures that moment when you're trying to maintain composure while internally screaming at the digital graveyard you just created. Pro tip: This is exactly how NOT to learn from your mistakes, because without a backup, you can't even study what went wrong. You just get to sit there and contemplate your life choices while your career flashes before your eyes.

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