The CS Degree Path Of Least Resistance

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BEHOLD! The utopian future we were ROBBED of because Excel insists on using Latin-1 encoding for CSV files instead of UTF-8! 🙄 We could've had flying cars, space elevators, and gleaming futuristic cities, but NOOO! Instead, we're stuck debugging weird characters like "é" and "’" every time someone dares to use a non-English character in their spreadsheet! The AUDACITY of Microsoft to keep us in the dark ages with their encoding choices! This is why we can't have nice things, people!

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The eternal truth of tech work laid bare. That wide-eyed panic isn't from caffeine—it's the silent terror of knowing you're one Stack Overflow outage away from complete incompetence. Ten years into my career and I'm still copying code snippets and praying they work. The real senior developer skill? Knowing which things to Google. The junior asks "how to center a div," but the senior asks "why is my Kubernetes cluster on fire at 3am and which config file do I sacrifice to the daemon to make it stop?"

Content Is that all you need? bash KEDA Yes. ripts-