The CS Degree Path Of Least Resistance

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The CS Degree Path Of Least Resistance

computer-science-memes, education-memes, algorithms-memes, database-memes, memes-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The career progression of a CS grad who never quite made it. Algorithms? Blank stare. Database systems? Dead inside. But show them a joke about semicolons and suddenly they're a technical genius. It's the programming equivalent of only understanding sports through memes about referees being blind.

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