New Sql Idear Viable

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New Sql Idear Viable

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Behold, the revolutionary idea that would fix SQL forever! Moving SELECT to the end of queries so there's actually context before listing what you want. Because apparently writing queries in the logical order of "Hey database, I want these columns FROM this table WHERE these conditions apply" was too straightforward. Next brilliant innovation: putting your function's return type after the closing bracket. The committee will review your proposal right after they finish indexing their coffee mugs by color.

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