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You clear the table after dinner like a normal human being. Meanwhile, the database team sees "clear table" and immediately goes into full panic mode, ready to lock you out of production faster than you can say "WHERE clause."
The double meaning here is chef's kiss. In the real world, clearing a table means tidying up. In database land, it means nuking all your data into oblivion. And judging by that cat's expression, someone's about to learn the hard way why we have backups and why DBAs have trust issues.
Pro tip: Never say "clear," "drop," or "truncate" around database folks. They've seen things. Terrible things.
