DB With 2241 Tables

database Database design Entity-diagram Over-engineering Database schema Dba Normalization Backend-nightmare Legacy code

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DB With 2241 Tables

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Someone clearly took "normalize your database" a bit too literally. 2241 tables? That's not a database schema, that's a cry for help. Somewhere, a DBA is scrolling through this entity diagram like they're reading the Terms and Conditions—except they actually have to understand it. Good luck finding user_profile_settings_v2_final_ACTUAL in that haystack. The zoom level says 0%, but the developer's hope is at -100%.

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