Backend-nightmare Memes

Someone clearly took "normalize your database" a bit too literally. 2241 tables? That's not a database schema, that's a cry for help. Somewhere, a DBA is scrolling through this entity diagram like they're reading the Terms and Conditions—except they actually have to understand it. Good luck finding user_profile_settings_v2_final_ACTUAL in that haystack. The zoom level says 0%, but the developer's hope is at -100%.