Ah, the classic programming double entendre strikes again! This poor soul was innocently looking for the reduce()
function in the C++ Standard Template Library (STL), but Google thought they were searching for ways to avoid sexually transmitted diseases.
The friend's sarcastic "for a friend" comment is the chef's kiss here - implying our programmer is actually desperately trying to avoid an STD while pretending to code. The perfect intersection of programming jargon and awkward misunderstandings that make search engines both our greatest ally and worst enemy.
Next time, try "C++ STL reduce implementation" and save yourself the embarrassment. Or don't - your friends clearly find it hilarious.