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The four horsemen of SQL development: finger-cracking before joining those tables, neck-craning to decipher someone else's query, thigh-rubbing after sitting for 8 hours optimizing indexes, and the dreaded accidental CAPS LOCK when typing commands. Nothing says "I'm about to destroy this entire database" quite like accidentally typing DELETE FROM USERS instead of delete from users. The database doesn't care about your feelings, but it sure cares about your capitalization.

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The classic corporate bait-and-switch. Job listings promising a "fast-paced and exciting environment" while the reality is a soul-crushing beige cubicle with hardware from 2007 and three binders that haven't been opened since the Bush administration. That monitor has witnessed more existential crises than a philosophy major. The only "fast-paced" thing here is how quickly your will to live evaporates after the orientation week pizza party. Somewhere in that cubicle is a sticky note with a password that hasn't been changed in 5 years, right next to a dying plant that's more hydrated than the developer who sits there.

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Content So if it's proper coding practice to comment code, why don't we? rebutch99 OH, BILLY. WE DON'T ACTUALLY PRACTICE THESE THINGS. WE ONLY PREACH THEM.