What Do I Need The Include Lines For

That moment when your entire career hangs in the balance of a color-coded gauge slowly filling with red. Nothing quite matches the suspense of watching your terminal like it's the season finale of your favorite show. The compilation starts all green and happy, then the yellows creep in, and suddenly you're bargaining with the compiler gods: "Just warnings, please just warnings..." But deep down you know those errors are coming. They always do. It's like watching a horror movie where you're both the victim and the monster who wrote the code.

The fastest character development arc in programming history. Tweeted "I love C++" and 34 minutes later: "I regret this tweet. What in the name of f*ck." That's the standard lifecycle of a C++ project: initial excitement followed by existential dread when you encounter your first undefined behavior or spend 3 hours debugging a memory leak. The honeymoon phase with C++ lasts exactly until you try to use a string.

The stark contrast between C++ development experiences couldn't be more dramatic. On Linux, it's all sunshine and rainbows—a delightful adventure where your code compiles without mysterious errors and dependencies actually make sense. Meanwhile, C++ on Windows transforms you into a hardened noir detective, chain-smoking through the night as you investigate why your perfectly valid code is being accused of crimes it didn't commit. The cigarette isn't for style—it's a coping mechanism for dealing with Visual Studio's cryptic error messages and DLL hell. No wonder Windows C++ developers look like they've seen things... terrible things.

The eternal programming debate in its purest form! One person writes a thoughtful paragraph about how programming fundamentals are what matter, and the other just drops a single letter: "C". It's like watching someone build an elaborate sandcastle while their friend just points at a grain of sand! 😂 The contrast is *chef's kiss* - verbose explanation vs. absolute minimalism. Bonus points for the 100 vs 39 upvotes showing both approaches have their fans!

The bravado of developers who claim they "fear no API" only to cower in terror at the sight of Vulkan is just *chef's kiss*. For the uninitiated, Vulkan is the low-level graphics API that makes even seasoned graphics programmers wake up in cold sweats. It's like saying "I'm great at assembling IKEA furniture" and then being handed the blueprints to build the actual IKEA store from scratch. The documentation alone is thicker than a computer science textbook, and the error messages might as well be written in ancient Sumerian. Meanwhile, OpenGL (referenced in the title) is like the friendly neighborhood graphics API that suddenly looks like a cuddly kitten in comparison.

Oh. My. GOD. This is the programming equivalent of creating a monster that defies the laws of nature! 😱 Writing a JavaScript compiler in C++ is just Tuesday for hardcore devs, but a C++ compiler IN JAVASCRIPT?! That's like trying to fit an elephant into a matchbox while the matchbox is ON FIRE. The sheer AUDACITY of someone who would attempt such madness! They're not just playing with fire—they're juggling nuclear warheads while riding a unicycle across Niagara Falls. Whoever attempts this unholy abomination clearly has no fear, no boundaries, and probably no remaining sanity. Stay far, FAR away from that person at hackathons!