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The Next Systems Language

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The Next Systems Language

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Oh honey, the AUDACITY of these programming languages thinking they're the chosen one to dethrone C/C++! Rust (the crab), Haskell (the sloth), Go (the gopher), and Zig (the lizard) are all standing around like vultures at a funeral that hasn't happened yet, just WAITING for their moment to shine. 💅

Plot twist: C/C++ has been "dying" since before half these languages were even born, and yet here we are in 2024 with the entire world still running on it. Your operating system? C. Your game engine? C++. That fancy Rust compiler you're so proud of? Written in... wait for it... bootstrapped from C++. The drama! The irony!

These new languages really said "I can fix him" about systems programming and honestly? The delusion is almost admirable. Almost.

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